2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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