A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My penis needs a shock collar
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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