How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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