so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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