I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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