So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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