Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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