But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Someone signed my nipple.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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