id be glad to
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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