He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
