i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
just tell him i said nine months
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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