There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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