do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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