Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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