His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
