Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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