He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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