better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Shitshow foam night was such a success
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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