Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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