Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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