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(909): View more from California

dude i'm inner monologue high

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(614): View more from Ohio

I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.

(1-614): View more from Ohio

I'm not sure what to say to that.

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(480): View more from Arizona

FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!

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(214): View more from Texas

I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat

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(985): View more from Louisiana

she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.

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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night

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(573): View more from Missouri

He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"

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