U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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