airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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