apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
there is glitter all over my balls
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
