Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
