brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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