NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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