You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Drunk is a universal language darling
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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