She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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