she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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