But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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