Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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