Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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