i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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