and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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