I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Text me some of your sweat
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
