i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
we made out on top of his cat.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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