Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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