went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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