If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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