My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
