after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
that may or may not have been my penis.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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