Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
