my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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