Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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