yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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