Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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