Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
