sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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