It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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