If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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