So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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