chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
