My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize